Well finally, I managed to get Girly to help me with my blog. Humans are so frustrating and hard to control at times. So anyway, here I am on Christmas morning checking out the prezzies. Please note my festive Christmas apparel.
Hey where's mine? Those darned humans are going to make me search for my goodies. Maybe it's in here? Hmm, apparently not!
Urg, I've have to scale this one and check it out.
Oops, it's like dumpster diving, what fun.
NOT in here, unless you like boring books and stuff.
Oh, I think this one is for me, I can see some woolly things. Oh, how
I love wool.
Oh yah, I got a new hat and socks! I put on one of my other sweaters which matches perfectly. What a stunning fellow I am.
Merry Christmas everybody.
I was out early in the evening on Halloween donning my special spiderman costume when I was spotted by some angry and unappreciative humans. I guess they didn't like a little fellow such as myself swiping all the chocolates, so they made an attempt to capture me...
...so I dodged to the left, but humans being persistent in nature, were hard on my heels. Now I know how my racoon buddies feel. 
Not to be outsmarted, I cut back to the right in a stunningly evasive move...
...back to where I was first spied. Those funny looking humans are no match for my cunning and agile spider-pants abilities. 
I smirk in their general direction as I clamber over the hedge, ta ta silly humans, I ate all your chocolates. Hope you had a Happy Halloween anyway.
