Halloween Event: Caught Red Handed...oops!

I was out early in the evening on Halloween donning my special spiderman costume when I was spotted by some angry and unappreciative humans. I guess they didn't like a little fellow such as myself swiping all the chocolates, so they made an attempt to capture me...

...so I dodged to the left, but humans being persistent in nature, were hard on my heels. Now I know how my racoon buddies feel.

Not to be outsmarted, I cut back to the right in a stunningly evasive move...

...back to where I was first spied. Those funny looking humans are no match for my cunning and agile spider-pants abilities.

I smirk in their general direction as I clamber over the hedge, ta ta silly humans, I ate all your chocolates. Hope you had a Happy Halloween anyway.

Putty's Christmas

Well finally, I managed to get Girly to help me with my blog. Humans are so frustrating and hard to control at times. So anyway, here I am on Christmas morning checking out the prezzies. Please note my festive Christmas apparel.


Hey where's mine? Those darned humans are going to make me search for my goodies. Maybe it's in here? Hmm, apparently not!


Urg, I've have to scale this one and check it out.


Oops, it's like dumpster diving, what fun.


NOT in here, unless you like boring books and stuff.


Oh, I think this one is for me, I can see some woolly things. Oh, how
I love wool.


Oh yah, I got a new hat and socks! I put on one of my other sweaters which matches perfectly. What a stunning fellow I am.
Merry Christmas everybody.

I'm Still Around!!!

Hi folks, sorry I have not been here for awhile but it's Girly's fault of course. These silly humans insist on working for a living and Girly took a new job and has no time to help me with my blog. Selfish humans, always thinking of themselves.

But here's a picture of me stealing, oops, I mean borrowing a car.

An Easter Egg Hunt for Mr Putty Pants

Hey kiddies, it's Easter morning, one of my favourite chocolate holidays. I wonder if the Easter Bunny brought me some goodies? I'd better have a look. 

He has a habit of hiding his stash so I'll have to hunt around. I wonder what's under here....ooooooh, look what I see.

So I dashed down quick as a bunny to gather some eggs.

Ahhh, come here my precious ones, let me gather you up so I can gobble you down. 

 

Look at my haul! I'm not sharing. Get your own...ha! ha! Happy Easter everyone.

An Oldy But Goody

This one is always worth seeing again.

Mr Putty Pants Makes A Snowman.

My humans sent me outside to "do something". I think they were trying to get rid of me. So here I am hanging out watching the birds hop around in the bushes overhead. Ho hum, not sure what "to do".

Plunk! I should have known this would happen, rotten little birds, I can hear them laughing and twittering away. I can't stay here of course.

So I decided to make a snowman scarecrow kind of guy to frighten the birds away. Ha, ha, serves them right!

Boy this snowball is getting harder to roll. I'll put my shoulder into it to try and budge it....I can here those birds laughing again...urg...grunt!

Ah, this is shaping up nicely.

A little more molding and I'll be almost done.

A few accessories to bring out his features.

Take that you horrid birds.

Mr Putty Pants Brings in the New Year

Here I am cuddled up with my new Jamaican friend. He sure knows how to throw a party.  Happy New Year everybody, hic....oh my aching head!

P.S. I got Girly for the "falling down the stairs" cunning plan she devised....some how (snicker) she got a case of food poisoning and missed out on her New Year's Eve party. Me and NBF went without her. Ha! Ha! What a shame.

Mr Putty Pants Christmas

It's finally Christmas morning and I annoyed my humans enough to get them out of bed so we could get this day going.  I scampered around the tree to find my presents. 

Oh boy, this one's for me.  

Look what New Big Friend got me, stylish black rubber boots to keep my feet dry. How thoughtful of him. He knows how I love footwear.

Girly got me something too...roller skates.  Ooooooh, this should be fun.
I can zoom around and annoy everyone.

...or not, as I immediately did a face plant.

Hmmm, these things are tricky. I banged into lots of objects, knocked things over and dragged ornaments off the tree in my attempts at being proficient. 

I finally got the hang of it and pretty soon I was zooming around...unfortunately, I hadn't got turning or stopping figured out
as I got too close to the top of the stairs.  This is all Girly's fault, I bet she arranged this...a cunning plan indeed.

 
I went hurtling over the edge and bounced my way down the stairs. 

Ouch!
Urg!
Umph!
Plonk! 

It's a good thing I'm soft and woolly, and bounce pretty good, but I'll still get her for this. There better be some chocolates under that tree to make up for this. 

Merry Christmas everyone.

Ho! Ho! Ho! It's Mr Putty Pants

I prefer to visit the naughty folks, you know who you are. Get ready for my visit...don't forget to leave the chocolates out.

A Snow Day for Mr Putty Pants

WOWEEE look at all that snow out there! I thought it would be fun to go outside and romp around so I ordered Girly to get me dressed for such an occasion. This is me all bundled up and ready to go.

Ooh, this is nice. Being as light as a feather I can stand on top of the snow.

I started to explore the backyard but I found myself sinking into the snow. Darn those donuts and cookies.

Pretty soon I was floundering about head first in the snow. Girly, of course, had gone back in the house and could not hear me calling for help. Curse those humans!

I finally managed to right myself after a lot of flailing about.

I tried to make it back to the house but I got caught in a huge drift, succeeding to embed myself in its side like a great woolly mammoth only to be found when the great melt comes. Somehow this is all Girly's fault.

After an ice age of time, I managed to free myself and make it back into the house. I left my cap on a snowdrift to make Girly think I'm lost somewhere in the snow while I'm sitting by a warm furnace vent sipping hot chocolate.

Mr Putty Pants Helps Trim The Tree

One day when my human handlers left me alone, I took it upon myself to add a few more lights to the Christmas tree. I wasn't allowed to help out this time due to "the incident" from last year...humans can be so fussy!

So here I am trying to figure out how to get these darned lights up into the tree...hmmm, maybe if I hold them this way?

I was absorbed in this problem when all of a sudden, Mr Kitty jumped out of the branches above me batting at an expensive decoration...sheesh Mr Kitty, you're gonna get me in trouble if you break something.

I was ordering him down when I slipped and fell off my step stool, landing in a pile on the floor. I got all tangled up and couldn't get undone so I ended up staying there for several hours until my humans came home. There was a lot of finger wagging and thinly disguised laughter. Humans can be so cruel don't you think?

The whole time Mr Kitty was undetected in the branches of the tree. I think I saw him sniggering too. Rotten kitten.