It's finally Christmas morning and I annoyed my humans enough to get them out of bed so we could get this day going. I scampered around the tree to find my presents. 
Oh boy, this one's for me. 
Look what New Big Friend got me, stylish black rubber boots to keep my feet dry. How thoughtful of him. He knows how I love footwear.
Girly got me something too...roller skates. Ooooooh, this should be fun.I can zoom around and annoy everyone.
...or not, as I immediately did a face plant.
Hmmm, these things are tricky. I banged into lots of objects, knocked things over and dragged ornaments off the tree in my attempts at being proficient. 
I finally got the hang of it and pretty soon I was zooming around...unfortunately, I hadn't got turning or stopping figured out as I got too close to the top of the stairs. This is all Girly's fault, I bet she arranged this...a cunning plan indeed.
I went hurtling over the edge and bounced my way down the stairs. 
Ouch!
Urg!
Umph!
Plonk! It's a good thing I'm soft and woolly, and bounce pretty good, but I'll still get her for this. There better be some chocolates under that tree to make up for this.
Merry Christmas everyone.
11 comments:
Wow! You look like a ... er ... um ... pro!
Have fun!
I will be, you just wait and see.
I've already left a skate laying about to see how the humans handle stepping on one at the top of the stairs, at night, in the dark. Ha! Ha!
You are evil!!!
One of our kitties leaves his toys on the floor all the time. So it freaks us out in the middle of the night when we step on one. Are we stepping on a kitty?!
Happy new year, Buddy!
Happy New Year, I'll be over to drink all your booze!
Poor Putty, hope you're okay after that spill. You're always welcome at our house if girly keeps treating you so bad. You know the Ku would love to share with you.
Thank you for your sympathy and understanding. I so have a bump on my head after all. Get out the chocolates, I'll be over to your place soon...I need lots of comforting.
Ouch!
Urg!
Umph!
...
Plonk?
Good grief! I'd vote for that to happen again just to see what sound fx you make next time! LOL
Oh - sorry Mr. Putty Pants, really I am. And if you don't believe me, I will bribe you with chocolate. Do you like mint chocolate ;-P
Signed
~a friend to rival you in appetite for annoyance!
Hey Vanessa,
You sound like someone I want to know....any kind of chocolate is good for me.
I'm in training for the Chocolate Olympics this summer.
Oops. Sorry. Back at you with the corrected spelling this time.
Putty! Putty! Beware those who come bearing chocolate! You never know quite to what devious ends they may be offering said confection!
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