Mr Putty Pants Attends A Birthday Party

I'm on my way to Katie's birthday party. I managed to snag this colourful balloon off some unsuspecting kid so I wouldn't arrive empty handed.

Whilst the humans are busy talking and drinking, I'm left to supervise the party participants. That's Katie the birthday girl in the front, with Tess and Jack. I like to keep my eye on them to make sure they misbehave in the appropriate manner.

Mary Jane was so happy to see me she gave me a big hug and insisted I sit with her. Women can't resist my roguish charm and pinchable bottom.

Mary Jane sneaks me a drink....she's my kind of girl.

My girlfriend Sharin must have got jealous with all the attention I was getting so she snatched me away to spend some quality time with her and her devil dog Jack.

Being the social sort of fellow I am, I made the rounds and spoke with everybody. Here I am talking with my good friend Gary about producing an animated movie about myself. I'm also digging his cool shades which he didn't notice me swiping...oops!

Back in Mary Jane's lap, I visit with one of my favourite little nieces, Hoku. Look how she loves her uncle Putty.

Here's the panorama of human drunkeness I had to deal with. Well okay, I'm a little drunk too but that's Mary Jane's fault...good thing I'm not driving.

Since nobody's paying any attention, I'm going cut myself a couple more pieces of cake...ha, ha, all gone. It was a great party...hiccup!

Mr Putty Pants Goes To Work

Girly decided it was time to take me into her work place. New Big Friend has been showing her up with all the things he's done for me and Girly needed to show him she could make my life interesting too.

She plunked me on a chair and told me to stay. Ha, that lasted for about a second or two. I thought I'd have a go at working. Well, actually I don't really work unless it's of the mildly destructive kind. I prefer to hinder and create havoc and chaos rather than being helpful.

Here I am pretending at being helpful. Nobody saw me rifling through the drawers and eating the delicious lunch I found there.

Thought I'd have a go at crunching some numbers. The accountant chased me away when I messed with some important items. What a shame, I was just getting started.

So now I'm left trying to amuse myself since Girly is busy with some sort of work thingy. Don't forget, Big Putty is always watching.

I found this box, tried it on for size. No one is even noticing my antics. Hmmm, see if I come back here again.

But then I found a reason to come back...

Girly's boss, Sharin. She instantly took to my charms and we became inseparable. I call her my "Sweet Pea" because she's full of dark matter just like me. Hehehe!!!
For those of you that don't know me, I'm rather a rotten fellow, I might look adorable but I'm really quite deplorable. I love to create folly for others. It makes me happy. At long last I have a girlfriend who was as equally dark as me. She understands my sense of humour and lack of scruples. A match made in heaven. She calls me her "Dark Prince". It's true love.